What a great find this one is!! But....I must give credit where credit is due. My husband found this one at St. Vincent's Doctors Hospital in Little Rock. He did not have a camera with him. We made a special trip to the hospital to take a picture of this sign. I cannot imagine why this sign remains posted. Couldn't they overcharge someone for some hospital service and use that money to buy a new sign?

If they aren't currently intoxicated, why can't the alcoholics come into the park? I suppose this was supposed to say "No Alcohol" or "No Alcoholic Drinks."

There are so many things wrong with this...tsk...tsk...tsk. 

I think he was killed by a stingray, not a stringray.