Thanks to Dad for alerting me to this one. I have only skimmed this page. There are several mistakes, but the most glaring mistakes are in the blue box in the lower right of the picture. I first tried to use Photoshop to write in the corrections, but I soon found this too daunting a task. The box should be written as follows:We do not sell seconds or scratch-and-dents. If, however, we should decide to do so, (remove be) rest assured that you, the customer, will know it in advance.
An avid second-hand shopper, I was completely unaware that one could be buried in a second-hand casket. Oh, the possibilities! Then, as my mind wanders, I try to imagine at what point one gets through using a casket so that it can be re-used. FYI, I really don't care if my casket has a few dents. Second-hand all the way!
****Ok. Ok. Dad has so kindly pointed out that seconds means defective not second-hand. It is still funny to think about it if you are weird as am I. My mind was wandering/wondering, so I just never know where that is going to lead.
This article is awesome!
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