Feel up with gas

Thanks to the unknown-to-me photographer. This is a second-hand picture. The mistakes in this photo are best explained in a list:

1. Pre-Pay and Cash should not be capitalized.

2. After an introductory subordinate clause, there should be a comma. After If you are paying by DEBIT/CREDIT card should have a comma after it, as should If you want to feel up and are going to use a DEBIT/CREDIT and don't want to use it at the pumps.

3. The most glaring and most humorous mistake on the sign is the use of feel up instead of fill up.

4. Instead of take you card, it should read take your card.