A little proof reading is in order, I think. 

Ugh, Reader's Digest and Prilosec. I don't care if Larry the Cable Guy is your spokesman, this is unacceptable. 

Child is singular. Their is plural. These do not agree. 

"Lillys" should be "lilies."

It should read "lose pounds" not "loose pounds."

No apostrophe is necessary in COMMENTS. 

This on Fox 16. The correct spelling is controversy.

Subject/verb disagreement

Sam and Eugenia HAVE to do the same. 

This is a fused sentence. 

Thanks to Rhiannon for finding this one in a music book of hers. 

Let's research how to spell RESEARCH! Thanks to Melissa for this one. 

Let's not eat Wednesday or Thursday! Thanks to Jake for this one. 

Tsk. Tsk. Hallmark, you should know that this spelling of stationary means not moving. The correct spelling of the paper upon which one writes is stationery.